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90 Funny Christmas Puns That Will Make Your Holiday More Fun!

90 Funny Christmas Puns That Will Make Your Holiday More Fun!

The trees are up, the lights are strung and everyone is ready to enjoy the Christmas season! Everything about the holidays just feels extra special. But let’s face it, sometimes things can get a bit serious and we just need to add in a little extra holiday cheer and laughter. These Christmas puns will be just what you need to put a smile on everyone’s face. 

friends ice skating

Christmas is that time of year when we get together and spread a little cheer! From Christmas parties and gift exchanges, to extra time spent with family during the holidays, it is the perfect time to relax and laugh a little with the people we love most. 

The thing about the Holidays, is that while we all love spending time with family, sometimes it gets a bit stressful. There are times that we just need to lighten the mood and remember what the holidays are all about.

Let’s not be too serious this Christmas season, and instead have a little fun with these Christmas Puns.

kid dressed as santa with cookies

If you are looking for the perfect Christmas puns, then then you are in the right place! I have put together this list of the funniest puns for all things related to Christmas. 

Using some of these Christmas Puns on your favorite photos before you hit post will have everyone smiling at your Instagram feed. 

One thing is for sure, whether you are using these holiday puns as captions for Instagram, with crafts, or just to lighten up a room, your Christmas is going to be filled with fun. 

merry christmas written in sand

Christmas Puns 

  • Resting Grinch face
  • Have your selfie a Merry little Christmas
  • Happy holla days
  • It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
  • Gangsta wrapper
  • Your presents is requested
  • A round of Santa-plause
  • Santa Cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer

Related: Christmas Instagram Captions

christmas ornaments at the beach

Christmas Tree Puns

  • I’m having fun fir sure
  • Christmas time and I’m feelin’ pine
  • I hope your Christmas is tree-mendous!
  • Have a lit Christmas
  • I love hanging with you (ornaments)
  • Have a tree-mendous Christmas
  • You light up my life
  • One, two, tree
  • Time to spruce things up
  • You have to branch out
  • I like big trees and I cannot lie
  • All spruced up
christmas tree by the ocean

Santa Sleigh Puns

  • I sleigh all day
  • I have the final sleigh
  • Can’t afford it? Put it on sleigh-away
  • Sleigh all day then wine
  • Someone call Santa Claus, I’m about to sleigh this workout
  • Another day, another sleigh
  • Sleigh my name
  • Sleigh what? It’s Christmas already! 
  • Sleighin’ it! 

Elf Puns

  • She has hight elf-eseem
  • Let’s take an elfie
  • Believe in your elf
  • Don’t be elfish
  • Have your elf a merry little Christmas
  • What the elf?
  • Give me all the presents, I’m elfish!
  • Happy elfin’ holidays
  • Living my best elf this Christmas
santa in a christmas parade

Christmas Cat Puns

  • Meowy Christmas 
  • Santa Claws
  • Meowy Cat-mas and happy new year!
  • Look at all the purr-esents under the tree
  • May your days be meowy and bright
  • Feline festive today
  • Don’t stress meowt this Christmas
  • Fleas Navidad
  • Deck the paws
  • It’s Christmas time and I’m feline fine!
  • Meow it’s time to open presents
  • I’m just waiting for Santa Paws
  • Have a purr-fect Christmas
  • It’s a Whisker Wonderland
cat and christmas lights

Christmas Dog Puns

  • Dachshund through the snow!
  • Yappy Holidays
  • We wolf you a Merry Christmas! 
  • Happy Collie-days
  • Pugs and kisses at Christmas
  • Oh Christmas treat! 
  • Ba-hum-pug
  • Feliz Navi-dog
  • Unleashing all kinds of joy this season
  • Paw-sitively the best Christmas ever
  • Have yourself a Husky little Christmas
  • Fa-la-la-la-labrador
  • The more the Terrior
  • Happy Howl-idays
  • Santa Paws is comin’ to town
  • On the fur-st day of Christmas
  • Deck the paws!
  • After a Ruff year, we wish you a Merry Christmas!
dog in front of christmas tree

Snow Puns for Christmas

  • Been up to snow good!
  • Love a frost sight
  • You are the coolest person I snow
  • Just chill, it’s Christmas! 
  • I’m having a melt down
  • I love Christmas snow much!
  • Up to snow good this Christmas
  • Snow time like the present
  • This Christmas is snow joke!
  • There’s snow better time than Christmas

Related: Snow Captions

ornaments on snow covered tree

Christmas Drink Puns

  • It’s the most wine-derful time of year
  • Yule be sorry
  • Have yourself a merry little cocktail
  • We wish you a hoppy Christmas!
  • Merry-garitas
  • I am dreaming of a wine Christmas 
  • Teas the season
  • Brew-dolf
  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer
  • Reinbeers
  • It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails

I hope that these Christmas Puns help to make your holiday more fun this year and every year!