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90 Funny Christmas Puns That Will Make Your Holiday More Fun!

The trees are up, the lights are strung and everyone is ready to enjoy the Christmas season! Everything about the holidays just feels extra special. But let’s face it, sometimes things can get a bit serious and we just need to add in a little extra holiday cheer and laughter. These Christmas puns will be just what you need to put a smile on everyone’s face. 

friends ice skating

Christmas is that time of year when we get together and spread a little cheer! From Christmas parties and gift exchanges, to extra time spent with family during the holidays, it is the perfect time to relax and laugh a little with the people we love most. 

The thing about the Holidays, is that while we all love spending time with family, sometimes it gets a bit stressful. There are times that we just need to lighten the mood and remember what the holidays are all about.

Let’s not be too serious this Christmas season, and instead have a little fun with these Christmas Puns.

kid dressed as santa with cookies

If you are looking for the perfect Christmas puns, then then you are in the right place! I have put together this list of the funniest puns for all things related to Christmas. 

Using some of these Christmas Puns on your favorite photos before you hit post will have everyone smiling at your Instagram feed. 

merry christmas written in sand

Christmas Puns 

Resting Grinch face

Have your selfie a Merry little Christmas

Happy holla days

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

Gangsta wrapper

Your presents is requested

A round of Santa-plause

Santa Cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer

Related: Christmas Instagram Captions

christmas ornaments at the beach

Christmas Tree Puns

I’m having fun fir sure

Christmas time and I’m feelin’ pine

I hope your Christmas is tree-mendous!

Have a lit Christmas

I love hanging with you (ornaments)

Have a tree-mendous Christmas

You light up my life

One, two, tree

Time to spruce things up

You have to branch out

I like big trees and I cannot lie

All spruced up

christmas tree by the ocean

Santa Sleigh Puns

I sleigh all day

I have the final sleigh

Can’t afford it? Put it on sleigh-away

Sleigh all day then wine

Someone call Santa Claus, I’m about to sleigh this workout

Another day, another sleigh

Sleigh my name

Sleigh what? It’s Christmas already! 

Sleighin’ it! 

Elf Puns

She has hight elf-eseem

Let’s take an elfie

Believe in your elf

Don’t be elfish

Have your elf a merry little Christmas

What the elf?

Give me all the presents, I’m elfish!

Happy elfin’ holidays

Living my best elf this Christmas

santa in a christmas parade

Christmas Cat Puns

Meowy Christmas 

Santa Claws

Meowy Cat-mas and happy new year!

Look at all the purr-esents under the tree

May your days be meowy and bright

Feline festive today

Don’t stress meowt this Christmas

Fleas Navidad

Deck the paws

It’s Christmas time and I’m feline fine!

Meow it’s time to open presents

I’m just waiting for Santa Paws

Have a purr-fect Christmas

It’s a Whisker Wonderland

cat and christmas lights

Christmas Dog Puns

Dachshund through the snow!

Yappy Holidays

We wolf you a Merry Christmas! 

Happy Collie-days

Pugs and kisses at Christmas

Oh Christmas treat! 

Ba-hum-pug

Feliz Navi-dog

Unleashing all kinds of joy this season

Paw-sitively the best Christmas ever

Have yourself a Husky little Christmas

Fa-la-la-la-labrador

The more the Terrior

Happy Howl-idays

Santa Paws is comin’ to town

On the fur-st day of Christmas

Deck the paws!

After a Ruff year, we wish you a Merry Christmas!

dog in front of christmas tree

Snow Puns for Christmas

Been up to snow good!

Love a frost sight

You are the coolest person I snow

Just chill, it’s Christmas! 

I’m having a melt down

I love Christmas snow much!

Up to snow good this Christmas

Snow time like the present

This Christmas is snow joke!

There’s snow better time than Christmas

Related: Snow Captions

ornaments on snow covered tree

Christmas Drink Puns

It’s the most wine-derful time of year

Yule be sorry

Have yourself a merry little cocktail

We wish you a hoppy Christmas!

Merry-garitas

I am dreaming of a wine Christmas 

Teas the season

Brew-dolf

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

Reinbeers

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails

I hope that these Christmas Puns help to make your holiday more fun this year and every year!